The cake turned out to be a little bit harder to make after lookin up the recipe. The cocky parents decided to add another two year old kid and a rat, well they said it was a dog but the other dogs and I were pretty sure that its a rat pretending to be a high fashion dog. Got news for you love, the clothes doesnt make the dog!
Ok so now theres three of each and the rat cant be outside because its too cold for him (guess your leopard jacket didnt help much in the snow huh?) Tried to take them all for a walk: two buggies, one sledge and two dogs without any leash still a piece of cake to manage. Then the retarded dog choose the perfect time to let me know that he´s deaf, when he ran out the road!  Gave up and went home, hope he´s comin home eventually.


Later...
Baby Budda has been screamin for 5 hours straight! My ears are sore, my arms hurts after carrying him around and I think a forgot the rest of the crowd upstairs, Is it really necessary to feed kids before bed? I mean they are just gonna sleep anyway and Ill feed them at breakfast in the morning.

Later...
Put the kids and dogs in a bedroom, locked the door, will sink a beer or two, play the music at top volume and light up a fag. I give up, cocky parents Im sorry, it doesnt take a genius to mind kids and dogs but it do takes a fucking madman to agree to do it without gettin payed like a million dollars.

XO XO Debbie Doll