Have you ever watched Bob the Builder? Its a very popular tv-show for kids and how that show can be allowed for children is a fucking mystery. Let me tell you a little bit about the man himself and how he presents his team:

"Bob and his Can-Do Crew demonstrate the power of positive-thinking, problem-solving, teamwork and follow-through. Most importantly, from start to finish, the team always shows that The Fun Is In Getting It Done"

Ok so far so good but lets take a look at his team, clearly Bob is high on acid since all of his machines are painted in psychedelic colors. Mr Builder has also named his machines and believes that they can talk, so he is obviously schizophrenic and are hearing voices (!!) Lets not forget that this is a show recommended for children....
This drugusing, pretend-to-be-a-builder, cartoon man has a website where he has "fun facts" about his crew
OBS Parental Advisory recommended!

Scoop the digger "loves" to dig holes and move dirt...I guess Bob only has one hole??!!

Dizzy the cement mixer Is the youngest machine on the crew and loves to stand on her rear wheels. Why is she dizzy and what is she mixing and what are Bob puttin in there to mix?

Lofty the crane Timid at first, but always rises to the occation and holds up his end of the job (!!!) Doesnt even need a comment. So much viagra that he turned blue??

Benny the small digger Looks up to Scoop and has given him the nickname "Big Banana"

Mr Bob the Builder there is a diagnosis for people like you OBJECTUM SEXUALITY
But I would like to try your "Can we do it? Yes we can"


XO XO Debbie Doll