Not much of a housewife
I packed my bags, and I realised I have too much clothes and shoes so I have to leave most of it at home and fuck it suck, I can´t bare to leave my lovely cowboyboots, 2 of my favorite jeans and a whole lot of sweaters behind- but I just have to be strong and do it. At least I know I can come back and work at Sollidenvägen this summer, and that´s a big relief, so I now know where I´ll be spending july-august in ÖSTERSUND.
Xo Xo Debbie Doll
Belgium here I come
But apparently it´s not allowed to be drunk all the time, people think you got serious problems then.
Nia haven´t been drunk in ages, last time at the good bye party in Östersund.
Oh sweet Östersund I miss you, reminds me I have to call my boss regarding the summer.
Xo Xo Debbie Doll
Can you do them all?
To get back to the subject of dating, how many can you date at the same time and can you sleep with them all as well?
As it look at the moment we have the hunter, two bouncers, the busdriver, the chef and the ex...Can you do them all?
Like I said Im lousy at datin but as it seems Im going to one tomorrow wish me luck and keep your finger cross.
By the way, Nia and Carso should not be apart, they are not happy or any fun when they arent together, cant even picture myself how these months are going to be.
Xo Xo Debbie Doll
to date or not to date?
Why oh god why is it so hard to date...I dont think im made for dating. As soon as the guy calls and Im sober I wont date him and Im not interested in them either. When are you old enough to date and when does dating stop being awkward?
Xo Xo Debbie Doll
How much sex is enough?
My last boyfriend got me into thinking that sex is not that important but hey he was wrong, he was the problem not the very best shag I´ve had and not very eager to learn either.
The down side though with havin a lot of sex is that you get kind of sore and after a while you might need to get a new fresh guy whom can cope
Xo Xo Debbie Doll
Unwanted shower
I colored my hair this morning, dark mocka nr 30. A colour I really like for the moment, it looks like black but it´s not. When I colored my hair black it made my face look to pale so dark mocka nr 30 is just perfect. I had to hide my svenne looking roots, looks almost as bad as when a bottled blonde has forgotten to color her middle east roots. My hair is now the color I want. After my hair session I blowdried my hair and put all my hairproducts in to make the crazy look complete. I put my makeup on to try to hide my bad skin and dark circles under my eyes and jumped in to a outfit which almost hides my lovehandels. I felt kind of ready to face the day.
Then I heard the shower were dripping and the sound kind of freaks me out so I decided to get my big ass from the chair and make it shut up. Bad idea since I alwas pull the water tap in the wrong direction, and as usual the fucking shower sprayed me down with cold water.
So much work for nothing, right now im sitting here in my PJ:s with a cup o coffee without makeup and boring flat hair.
The anger is just building up inside of me and im planning a big fat revenge on the showerhose.
Xo Xo Debbie Doll
Out of practise-back on Friday
I´ve done it before and I´ll do it again, although I advice you unexperienced and underaged readers to not rely to heavily on this strategy since it easily backfires and you can become addicted.
This day will be dedicated to the lovely administrational tasks which always needs to be done it seems.
The Dagät era thought me to be organized so I made a checklist (Aivi and Ann-Marie would be proud):
Call Östersundsbostäder regarding February rent- CHECK
Mail Kortrijk school arriving date and time- CHECK
Write school assignment
Call my physician
Look up CSN- OUT OF FUCKING ORDER
Well since CSN can go fuck them selves im having another cup of coffe and a cigarette, and trying to write my school assignment.
Xo Xo Debbie Doll
Is it a new era?
As time goes by and Im gettin older Ive noticed something that cant be stoped..the guys I fuck gets older as well...
So that opens for the question "how old is too old and how young is too young"?
Think I hit somekind of limit last night, he said he was over 40 but he didnt look like it though so Im not sure.
Another thing Ive noticed is that men seem to have bigger cocks now than a few years ago, or have I just slept with the wrong men before?
Looks like its a new era, the older men with bigger cocks era
Xo Xo Debbie Doll
Pig-Bear
I lost my Pig-Bear, Kalle Banen took it from me. Annoying when little sister give you stuff when they´re small, and don´t rememeber that they gave it away and suddenly claim their stuff back. Like with my precious Pig-Bear who always been there warming up my bed in Östersund.
Farewell lovely Pig-Bear!
Xo Xo Debbie Doll
I'm fucking tired and vice versa
I suffer from severe pain in my lower back- if you followed the blog before you would think it´s from shagging. But not this time, it´s all the reading fault.
-I'm fucking tired and vice versa.
Dorothy Parker
XoXo Debbie Doll
What to do on a friday?
Johanna and myself have already cleaned the flat and washed our clothes so will
we spend the rest of the night gettin drunk or will we do something else?
Its not that easy to get out of boredom, well..to be continued
Xo Xo Debbie Doll
It must have been love
We went through moments that were good and bad,
even moments that were happy and sad.
You supported me when i was in tears,
I supported you when you were in fear.
Its really sad that it had to be this way,
but it has reached its very last day.
Though, miles away cant keep us apart
cause we´ll always be in each others heart
Xo Xo Debbie Doll
How stupid are you?
Did you think that i wouldnt find out or what?
Do not like this and you should now how to be honest.
Xo Xo Debbie Doll
A real life Astronaut
I have just met a real life astronaut, awesome!
Richard M Linnehan astronaut of NASA came to campus and had a lecture about his trips to space and showed amazin pic of his walks up there. Im not that fond of space really but this guy even got me hooked, that movie he played from
his last trip to ISS was incredible.
Asked him if he was going to space again (he has done 4 trips) but like he said, I have spent 16 years of my life training for my trips and at some point you have to get a life. As we all can figure he is not married (what a shock) and single so I think B is hanging in the loose...
Xo Xo Debbie Doll
Its like a fucking flu
If you dont see them on the streets you hear about people just havin a baby or gettin knocked up, I dont get the fuss like! Sure they are cute and all but why oh god why do you all have to get them at he same time?
For us who only likes to borrow them, instead of gettin our own, it would be more fun if you could spread out a bit, like one baby every six to eight months or so. In that way we also increase the chances to have at least one kid in the best ages (2-3) at all time. ´To be honest babies arent that fun, they only sleep, eat and poo so the parents can keep them until they are about a year and a half then we´ll take them and teach them all we know about life and how to get by.
When they have turned four or five you can have them back and then we´ll take them again when they are teenagers. This time we´ll teach them all we know about gettin drunk, gettin stoned, gettin laid and gettin a good education.
These are the only two kids that I actually do love
Xo Xo Debbie Doll
boring and bored
I just found out that Im probably the most boring person ever, I have no life and no friends.
Think Ill have to fix this..So startin tomorrow I will get a life, some friends and become a fun person again
Xo Xo Debbie Doll
Longt time no seen
Had to help Nia pack up her stuff, help Carso study for a test and at last make sure to be very
drunk and have loads of sex all weekend but now Im back!
Started a new course today and I do not like the teacher..he is scary very scary
Xo Xo Debbie Doll
Study technique
be really hungover when you do your test ..It works excellent!
Pack party at Nias house tonight
Xo Xo Debbie Doll
Where are the african girls?
Johanna and myself moved to Carsos last night which is very nice besides the fact that we are all very sick.
Hope evereyone gets better until Friday when we are havin Nias goodbye party.
Carso is a sponsor for two Sout African girls, Lollo and Yolanda, but somehow they got lost.
They were supposed to meet up at Campus at lunch bot no Africans and we still havent found them.
Gettin kind of worried since they dont know their way around here and dont have the clothes to be out
in the snow...Well, We´ll probably have to go out and look for them.
If anyone finds them please let us know.
Xo Xo Debbie Doll
With A Little Help From My Friends
Back In Östersund, had the nicest time this Saturday with Linda, Carso, Nia and a bit Tobbe.
Wine, singstar and a lot of madness as usual.
Johanna is back, she arrived on Sunday night, and has been my and Nias roommate we just love it.
Too bad were in the middle of movingout and that we caught us a cold.
Nia coulden´t even go to school yesterday on the afternoon so she has to do a complementary essay, and how the fuck is she going to have the time and strenght?
Too much going on right now, just wanna sleep but don´t have time for such luxuries right now.
Motto of my life: No rest for the wicked!
Thank God for my sweeties!
What would you think if I sang out of tune
Would you stand up and walk out on me
Lend me your ears and I'll sing you a song
And I'll try not o sing out of key
Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends
Mm, I get high with a little help from my friends
Mm, gonna try with a little help from my friends
What do I do when my love is away
Does it worry you to be alone?
How do I feel by the end of the day
Are you sad because you're on your own
No, I get by with a little help from my friends
Mm, I get high with a little help from my friends
Mm, gonna try with a little help from my friends
-Sham 69
