What the fuck is going on?
Tried to reach her today but of some reason she doesnt answer the phone. I found out its because
she is stupid, dumb and unintelligent (she has it on paper) So for the next days you might not
hear that much from Eastbay and Carso, enjoy the Silver City life of Tina instead
Back in town
Well anyway, her plastic mum Agge told us that little sis Soffan has been drunk for the "first" time.
Tina laughed her ass off, when she heard that Soffan and her girlfiend´s slept over at Molle (Tina´s oldest little sis) because they were so drunk. And that Soffans friend who´s now an "ex friend" reveald it all to the their parents.
So now little Soffan has curfew or the rest of her life!
Xo Xo Debbie Doll
Public transport- to the big silvercity
Xo Xo Debbie Doll
Are they or are they not?
Dont really get why this is so interesting especially since they have answered the question
a number of times. But like I said yesterday, have faith and lord will have mercy
Will be back with more as soon as this crappy schoolwork is done.
XO XO Debbie Doll
Buried in schoolwork
Have faith my friends and God will have mercy!
Xoxo Debbie Doll
Pier pressure and a new kind of piercing
Then Nia screamed that she had a needle in her heal...didnt believe her so we had to laugh at her but
ya know she was right....Came out and the fuckin needle was half way in to her heal hahah
Gosh we are way to fucked up to have needles in us...we have to go and have a threesome with Rickard Wolff and Rolf Lassgård, they are old but hot. Nia and Carso are also going to pierce themselves in their nipples
Xo Xo Debbie Doll
Chinese people
Had to stop for a laugh when I saw the chinese guys and they stoped, turned around and asked me why I was laughing. Well why do you think? Two drunken guys from China tryin not to fall....cant it be much more fun?
Just got a yellow and a black sweet from Tina...tasted very nice....Remember one thing, everybody can make a mistake especially if it contains a black cock!
Xo Xo Debbie Doll
Julbord!
Ok so this christmas thing we had in Hede tonight was sure something to remember. Carso was lucky enough to get a freeride with her sister and Mr B (the hooligans were in as well of course) So Carso planned a great ride with some fun games (teaching Wille new words) We got as far as Jossan Kossan and Hey Staff when he fell asleep and slept all the way to Hede...Thanks a lot!
Got a first look at Jossans apartment wery cute and cozy, she had done a great job decorating.Got a little bit late from her place since Wille wasnt done doin his makeup...asked the twoyear old boy if he is metrosexual and he said yes.
So over to school and the famous julbordet it was all very nice and the kids at least tried to do their job (if their job was talking to each other and whine about thir tip). The problem was though that no one seemed to have a clue about what they were serving. Asked one cheff what kind of meat they had, she didnt know. Asked another one what kind of fish they had, he didnt know. Asked a third chef where the grapes were, that he actually knew!
Asked their teacher if everything was bought in since nobody seemed to know anything, he said he didnt know.....
Ok so enough about the food, Wille made som friends a cute little girl and a cute little boy everything fine so long. Then the cute little boy came and asked if he could give the girl a grape...Took us a little while to understand that Wille was "the girl" Mr B couldnt for his life understand why he thought Wille was a girl and neither could the rest of us. I mean he was dressed in a pink sweater, has long blond hair and painted nails....how the hell can you take him for a girl??!!!
Oh I almost forgot, we got promised a live musician during the dinner and we sure did. Magnus from 1st grade and he did a good job, if you dont count his guitar playing and his singing.....
Xo Xo Debbie Doll
Textmessage misconception
A minute later I received a message from this Mats person (I thought) I didn´t completely understand what he was writing other then that he was very drunk and alone. So I wrote back and said I would get in touch with him tomorrow when he´d sobered up.
But he wouldn´t stop writing and begged me to join him, he was in city and he promised me alcohol if I followed him home. When I read this reply I immediatly smelled owls in the bog.
And guess what- It wasen´t Mats it was Istanbul City "Ashmed" who I accidentaly gave my number to a wet night after the pub. So right now im playing shrink with "Ashmed" who´s sooo alone in the city.
I think he just wanna fuck me, but that he can fat forget.
By the way- Istanbul city is the shit when you want drunkfood.
Xo Xo Debbie Doll
Gabba Gabba Hey!
But all popmusic ain´t sucky, only the mass produced pop thats streaming out of the radiospeakers nowdays.
Come to think of it, the music industry is really enviroment friendly, a lot of recycling. The Ramones recycled The Beatles, The Beachboys and The Rolling Stones.
The Offspring, The Dead Kennedys, Bad Religion, Motörhead, Social Disortion and RHCP, the list can be made long but I think you understand where I´m coming from.
You can find a million constillations like this, since all music have it´s own inspiration and it can come from other songs, books, films etc, is all culture is recycled?
But who was the firs one to be recycled? I guess it has to be the first Homo sapien...
Well that´s off topic, I were going to write about music and the Ramones!
I could go on and on with facts about the band, if you´re intrested you can alwas visit Wikipedia, I would recomend you to visit the english one, always better and more information: Here
Well as I wrote earlier in the text I´ve been listening a lot to the Ramones recently. Im a big fan of lyrics and facts about the bands, movies or books im in to too, so often I google and read a lot about various artists.
A question that popped up in my mind is, why do so many people look for hidden messages, translations and interpretations when it comes to musicians like Bob Dylan and Led Zeppelin, well maby it´s because their music is more mysterious, Dylan as a protest singer and Led Zeppelin lyrics which has been linked to drug use, and is randomly psychadelic and strange. Although maby we don´t need to figure out or imagine what todays lyrics is about, you can just google it nowadays.
Before I press the save and publish button I have to make another Astrid Lingren smart ass comment.
The Ramones have made a song called "I don´t wanna grow up" (org. Tom Waits 1992) on the Adios Amigos album (1995). Pippi Longstocking popped in to my head, Pippi and her magig pills (dried peas). I searched for the translation when Pippi, Tommy and Annika in chorus say that rhyme about never wanting to grow up, but I couldent find it.
Wouldent it be awsome if Ramones had joined them, they should have, since some of them has signed out, kicked in or simply died.
Well her is a pic of what it could have looked like!
Xo Xo Debbie Doll
P.S -Funfact- The song I don´t want live this life (anymore) (by Dee Dee Ramone) was written for the Sid and Nancy film, but it never made it to the film for various circumstanses D.S.
Hede is the place to be
We have this tiny little village outside Östersund, or its more like way outside Östersund in the middle of fucking nowhere. Now and then we have to go there coz Jossan Kossan (Carsos babysister) is studyin at the place God forgot.
So tonight is one of these times when we have to go there. Jossans school is havin what we in Sweden call julbord (feel free to take this word as well as you did with smörgåsbord) Its actually a very nice thing, the kids at school are doin everything from the food, the bar and being waitresses and its all very very well done. We are so proud over Jossan Kossan these nights.
Im a bit scared though because Hede seems to be the place to be for all the cool kids in the republic of jamtland, at least if you listen to Jossans stories but we dont so no reason to worry (hahaha)
Tell you more about the night when we get home
Xo Xo Debbie Doll
Why wont you just shoot them?
Did you ever watch that show SOS family? It shows families with kids and parents who are way out of control.
The parents blame their kids and the kids blame their parents I blame them all for being stupid enough to talk out on national tv.
In the middle of the mess there is this family counsellor who is supposed to be very experienced in these matters, well I wouldnt count on it. If she is such a great counsellor why would she be a sell out on tv?
So the kids are clmbing the walls and the parents are shouting to get them down (very effective) add a cameracrew and a cheeky interview person and you have got yourself a show. Now, which kid wouldnt be hysterical by the chance to embarrass herself on tv? I mean the more they are acting out the more attention they will get from the cameracrew and bingo they are celebs at school!
What scares me the most is that there are so many lousy parents out there, seriously can it be that hard?
B is doin it which means everyone can do it, on the other hand not everyone has Carsos sister as co parent and we think that she is a very good mum.
So the advice on this is: if your kids are too hard, shoot them! and if your parents are too hard shoot them as well!
XO XO Debbie Doll
Discipline or no disciplin
As a student you are sometimes supposed to study on your own at home. This requires disciplin, big time because at home you have a tv, a sofa and a bed....try figure out what the easy choise is.
Lets say you spend a week doin nothing, that will probably cause you a lot of anxiety which can be easy helped by the right pills. A little advise though dont let your bad discipline win in the long run because at the end of the day its expensive to study and its yout own money you are playin with. So take school seriously and play the boys instead
XO XO Debbie Doll
Student litterature
In a way I can understand all this noice, no money to the writers can lead to poor student litterature and so on.
Although you can´t blame us students for trying to get a resonable living. If you in avarage have a new course a month á 5 books, then if you´re misfortuned you have to pay at least 1700 kr. Its a lot of money for a student with only csn income which is 7500 kr a month.
Maby the politicians should take a look at our situation.
Some people think the teachers should´nt choose so many books, or choose cheaper books for their students.
But guess what, if the teachers do so, it will also affect the standard of the education and in the long run our workcapacity.
Maby this is what´s called status quo?
Studentbay
Xo Xo Debbie Doll
Mormor the woman who keeps us together
She feeds the girls, keepin an eye on them and she also make sure that no weird guys
tries to steel the girls from her. She is the most amazing woman you will ever meet and the girls loves her to bits!
Xo Xo Debbie Doll
The destroylist
1. The Jehova neighbours Since they think that Nia and Carso are livin in deadly sin they dont like them. So to get Carso to move out they have decided to shut her heat down, apparently if god says you cant accept blood you can not accept to keep your neighbours warm either!
2. Neighbour nr 12 Occupied the laundryroom and further comments are not necessary
3. The yellow man from the gasstation Because he does not know the meaning of ladies first
4. The menopaus cows at Gällö school For being whining old bitches
5. The lost and found professor For takin important studytime from the students
6. The bombers of Östersund For the love of god will you please come up with something new!
7. Ugly children Isnt the world bad enough without having to see all these ugly kids runnin around everywhere?
XO XO Debbie Doll
The bomb epedemic
I don´t know if you manage to miss the bomb epedemic in Östersund lately. It has spread like a wildfire, four times in a few weeks there has been parcels found with the text bomb on it, and of course they were false alarms, but never the less the police had to call the bomb group from Stockholm to take them out which costs a whole lot of money. And surprisingly (not) two teenage girls admitted, they said it was ment as a joke. Very funny one would think, but no it feels so last decade, I remember growing up in the 90´s and all the bomb jokes back then, so please come up with something new. Parallels between the bomb epedemic and emo girls slicing their wrists can be made, the emo slicing phenomena also spreads like wildfire. A whole lot of cred to the girl who burnt down the public bath in Brunflo, thats a bit more original. Wonder what will be next, I´ll guess you never know with todays youth....
Xo Xo Debbie Doll
Hapiness is overrated
and very much overrated.
First of all you have to define the word happiness, whats happiness for you and how will you get it? Well just thinkin about it is enough hassle for me. Ok so lets say you managed to define happiness, then you have to get it and this is not something that happens in a coffebreak no no, some people spend their whole life tryin to get happy. Well, do they ever think about how much time they are wasting on tryin when they could just ignore it and live?
Another thing is that most people get very very provoked by a happy person. There are too many unhappy people in the world so we just cant cope with the happy ones they are too cheerful!
So before you try to get happy remember that it can cost you all your friends. Now I´ll tell you the most scary thing about happiness, you cant get like Mia Törnblom! (blond, chubby, loud and obnoxious) That means that you have to walk around always smiling, tellin everyone how GREAT it is to be alive and not being homeless and on drugs. You must also hug everyone you meet and tell them how GLAD you are to meet just them and how LUCKY you are to get the opportunity to talk to just that person you are talking to. Throw in a Halleluljah and you are ready to go.
My advise is to ignore happiness, too much hassle in the castle to even try to go for it.
Xo Xo Debbie Doll
Welcome to the blog jungle
We are busy updating this blog right now and we think we did a fucking great job. Our next mission is to promote this a-hole, but it´s hard, too hard. First obstacle is that you have to be a member everywhere to make a comment on other peoples blogs, well piece of cake to sign up, the problem is to remember your user name, and password. Too much of an effort for 2 girls with zero braincells (we scorede one point at a random iq test on the web- together). So the promotion for this amazing blog is on G so to speak.
XO XO Debbie Doll
Is it pullin from the right?
Nia is tryin to figure out which window in Carsos apartment whos not keepin its legs together.
Her method is to run around with a finger in her mouth (to feel where the wind is)
Nia and Carso tried to have som fun with Linda this mornin coz she was the only one awake.
Since they both have their own kneecomputers (new race by the way) they can write at the same time.
Another thing worth to mention is that Nia and Carso tried to come to terms with their alcoholproblems
tonight and it went very very well. They didnt get drunk until about 8 o clock in the morning which is good since they then had been drinking for 16 hours.
Something bad happen this morning as well, I wasnt the first one in on the gasstation when they opened this morning!
This guy in a yellow outfit just ran ahead of me....I tried the old fashiontrick (fall down and cry) but the bastard didnt stop so now he´s on our destroylist
XO XO Debbie Doll
