Soulmate of fuckmate?
There is not such thing as a soulmate so you can stop looking. Though there is definitely something called fuckmate and dickpussymate.can you follow? What you should look after isnt the perfect match (menatal speaking) you should look for the perfect dick, I believe that god made us all with the perfect matching cock or pussy and when you find it you will see that it seems like your pussy is designed to fit his cock....Its amazing..so lesson for today screw soulmates and put all your effort to find the perfect soulcock
Xo Xo Debbie Doll
Screw school and tests
Can it be any harder?
Dont think Im cut out for university studies...or maybe I should start taking it seriously and actually do study
before the tests..hahaha.
Well new test tomorrow and I will be a good girl and study for it tonight...and yes WITH wine...
Xo Xo Debbie Doll
When do you cross the line?
Think it would be so much easier not knowing all you have to know when you are older, but hey thats me.
Who am I to talk?
Xo Xo Debbie Doll
St Patricks day!
Will do my very best to do it the Irish way with the snow, the storm and my studentfriends.
Was just on the phone with Wille to plan what kinds of vegetables we are going to grow this summer and
he ordered corn, cucumber, tomato, lettuce, and some herbs then he said
THATS ENOUGH, I WILL HANG UP ON U NOW!
Is that really the way you should treat your best friend? Cant wait until friday when Im going to visit him, look out Krokom we will go crazy and I will plan some new games for us to play. I wonder if he is too young to teach how to ring doorbells and then run and hide?
Test tomorrow and how do you prepare best? The usual way of course, wine and then do the test hungover.
Xo Xo Debbie Doll
Sleep after sex
Is there anything better than going to sleep after having sex? All realxed, tired and exhausted.
Top that with a soft bed, loads of pillows, thick covers, a hot guy by your side and two orgasms...
Cant get a better good night sleep, Thanks for last night!
Xo Xo Debbie Doll
Christer Sjögren, what a madman
Followed granny to the doctor today and had such a great time, drunks must be the funniest people alive.
Were sitting in the waitingroom where they had a tv and some morningshow on, then this famous swedish singer Christer Sjögren start singing an old Elvis Song. A drunk was sitting behind us and as soon as Christer start singing he goes.
-What the fuck, this is and old Elvis song! What the hell, he is destroying it! But then again he often does with all songs.hahahahaha Christer Sjögren what a fucking madman! Screw this Im going out for a smoke.
He comes back after a while and goes
-Haha Im back and Christer is gone haha, suck it!
Was a lot more fun live, Im sorry you missed it
Christer
Xo Xo Debbie Doll
Weekend all gone
How can two days be gone so fast? I tell you why, because you sleep trough the days.
Doctor tomorrow morning with granny and then hopefully Ill have some time and strenght to deal
with school.
Sunday evening will be spent in my new sofa under all the covers and Ill be watching Beck
Xo Xo Debbie Doll
Schlager with the sister
The sister came over to watch it with me and she even brought wine, very nice and cozy
evening. She has a night out without kids and B, hope she will have a good time
Xo Xo Debbie Doll
Look who´s crawling up my wall
When I did my crunches there was a BIG spider crawling around my feets, killed him with my waterbottle YECK!
By the way, I guess you need to be really high coming up with this incredible song. The Who is becoming my new passion I think; listen and enjoy!!!
Xo Xo Debbie Doll
New tattoo
Having a bit of a hard time to choose though so Ill show you my ideas and then you can tell me what you think.
Xo Xo Debbie Doll
My new sofa has arrived
Xo Xo Debbie Doll
Beer at McDonalds!
Oh my god, such a great idea and why havent anyone else thought about it?
The McDonald restaurant at Arlanda Airport will soon be able to provide pints for their customers.
Way to go Arlanda I just hope that the rest of all the McDonalds in Sweden will follow.
I mean imagine the afterparties you can have, grease food and beer at the same place AWESOME!
Xo Xo Debbie Doll
Kill the male nurse!
Started out just great, sun shining, loads of snow and a trip to the stable to ride the little hooligan.
Think i sat on him for about 10 sec when he decided to throw me off, damn horse! Got up again
and he did it again, got up a third time and this time he actually let me stay on his back.
Didnt even make it trough the door when the hospital called and told me that Olloll gone crazy.
They put her on the phone and all she said was -They are mad they are tryin to get me locked up
and they are all telling lies. So the nurses begd to come down there and collect her so I did.
Turnes out Olloll was just pissed off because of the stupid inhuman idiot to nurse, called Mikael.
His solution to that was to tell her that she could have som sobril! Well Olloll and I told him off
after taking control of the situation and then he left us on our own to get home! Fucking wanker!
Thank god for the amazin staff at the homeservices, they sure know how to take care of an old
angry and scared woman and her grandchild. We love you guys!
Xo Xo Debbie Doll
Choose to be happy!
Sometimes I wish I was stupid because then I wouldnt realize that it soon will be the end.
How do you cope with the fact that your best friend in the whole wide world soon might be dead?
I know she just broke her arm but Im not stupid I know she is getting there, she is 84 going on 85 its not like she is getting any younger.
And how the fuck do you deal with the fact that you have to be the stronger person? All I feel like doing is to cut myself, starve and then throw up. If I do though, Olloll will be worried about me and I do not want her to worry about anything but herself. How do you manage to stay strong for yourself and also stay strong for the ones who need you?
Xo Xo Debbie Doll
Go into hibernation
Too cold and too much to deal with during wintertime.
Xo Xo Debbie Doll
The joy of having a better half
Well they have to wait until easter until they finally can be together again and I dont know how they will survive until then.
Xo Xo Debbie Doll
Young and fresh meat!
To the question though, how young is too young? (over 15 of course, we dont want to go to jail)
Think that will be my new mission, find a hot, young man to learn a few lessons.
Xo Xo Debbie Doll
embarrassed of being swedish?!
Klas Ljungberg is one of them and he is working at the embassy in Abu-Dhabi and he often send his thanks to the swedish taxpayers for letting him get drunk, go on yachttrips, have dinnerparties with a private chef and go to polo games on workhours. Fucking wanker
Think Ill drop out of social studies university and start working as a diplomat instead.
Xo Xo Debbie Doll
Damn it
she is in the hospital now. Had to wait five hours at the emergency room to get her the help she needed.
Dont like this getting old thing, Carsos birthday today and she doesnt like getting old either.
Xo Xo Debbie Doll
Bang Bang-my baby shot me down
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