A little bird just whisper in my ear that Virgin Mary (ya know jesus mummy) was the biggest whore of her time.
Apparently she was known as holy and horny and had a brothel in the stable where she pleased the wise men and the shepherd. When she got knocked up she just blamed the holy spirit!
She must have been a hell of a smooth talker if she could convince a whole world that she managed to get a baby without gettin laid....
Wonder what Josef had to say about all this but sure he might just have been her pimp. Havin the most famous cheating wife is kind of a low price to pay when you think about it. Imagine how well his business should be after Jesus was born, could you get any better PR? And as if that wasnt enough he got published in the best seller the Bible so its a never ending PR chance for him.
Well done "virgin" Mary!



XO XO Debbie Doll